Author Tim Baker
Perpetual loser Kurt thinks his ticket to Easy Street lies in a half-baked kidnapping plot.
After the road trip from hell, he arrives in St. Augustine, Florida to find that Vicky, his intended victim, is out of town. Vicky's husband, Jimmy, is thinking of divorcing her and probably won't pay the ransom anyway.
To make matters worse - Jimmy's mistress, Leslie, wants a piece of Kurt's action.
Then, if that weren't enough...Kurt has a bookie, a biker and an ex-Navy SEAL all wanting a piece of his hide.
Kurt had no idea kidnapping was such hard work.
His plan might work if it doesn't get him killed first.